BUCKETS to a bank that gave me a counterfeit $50 note. I tried to return it but the bank thought it was mine. Lucky head office in Melbourne believed me.
Check Your Notes Carefully, Grovedale
BUCKETS to the Territory driver who overtook me in dark, wet, greasy conditions on Townsend Rd, Moolap. I was doing the 80km/h limit but the Territory was at least 100km/h. The driver who turned onto Townsend Rd in front of us, as you whooshed past, must have had a heart attack.
Reg Varney, Breakwater
BOUQUETS to Camoora Clinic’s Will. One remedial massage and my lower-back pain was gone, hopefully for good. Such relief!
Peter, Geelong
BUCKETS to drivers who think the middle lane on the Princes Fwy is the left lane. Keep left doesn’t mean keep centre.
Anonymous, Norlane
BOUQUETS to the lovely chap at Battery World South Geelong for his kindness. Instead of selling me a new battery he offered to fix the old one, which I charged on the wrong charger. He brought the battery back to life.
Norma, Grovedale
BOUQUETS to the residents and City of Greater Geelong for the long-awaited construction of a footpath on Ocean Throughway, Ocean Grove. People of all ages and special needs can now walk safely and comfortably in our great neighbourhood.
Happy Walker, Ocean Grove
BOUQUETS to David from Lara Lifeway Church, a true Christian who donated a generous amount of cash to a fund-raiser. He helped cover fare expenses for children to work on an orphanage in The Phillipines.
June, Bell Post Hill
BUCKETS to neighbours for harassing my mum, us kids and our dog. Kids love to play outside and make a noise and dogs like to bark. Your dog barks but we don’t yell at you. It’s part of life, which we are living. You are mean.
Neighbour, Waurn Ponds
BUCKETS to Get A Life (Buckets & Bouquets, 10 May). You have never worked a day in your life. You are a burden on society. Taxpayers like us pay for you to sit at home and whinge. Get a life, find a job and do something constructive for a change.
Stop Causing Trouble, Grovedale