Double Take: Rooftop caravan, feet up, secret boozers ….

PUB VAN: The addition to the Belmont Hotel roof.132780_01 Picture: Reg Ryan

THE CARAVAN influx to Geelong and the Surf Coast each summer usually terminates at a beachside resort – not on top of a pub.
For the past month, passersby along Belmont’s High Street have been bemused by the caravan on the local pub’s rooftop terrace.
Belmont Hotel publican Belinda Shaw installed the van by crane after a brainwave to provide food iN similar fashion to the caravan outlets at festivals and fetes and popular across Melbourne in recent times.
“It’s not up and running yet,” Ms Shaw told the Independent yesterday.
“We’re hoping to do a street food of a Sunday, something like that, along with some music and cheap drinks – create a bit of atmosphere up there.
“It’s only small van, a 10-foot old style job, and been fitted out on the inside as a little mini-kitchen where the back window and side window will open up,” she said.
Hardly the spot for camping out, you’d think. But then again …
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A WEARY worker from Lovely Banks put his foot in it while driving along the Princes Highway at Avalon this week.
Highway patrol officers did a double-take after a Ford Territory passed them. The relaxed driver had both feet on the dashboard and was in cruise control.
The 55-year-old was fined $221 for failing to have full control of his vehicle.
His lame excuse: his legs were sore from working all day.
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IT’S NO secret that a new workers club boozer is setting up taps in Geelong but the location has been a closely guarded secret.
Websites, social media posts and water-cooler chatter are suggesting everywhere from the historic Griffiths bookstore on Ryrie St to new digs near the strip club at the rear to Pako’s St George workers club — even the old Newtown Working Men’s Club on Skene St.
This column’s going for the old Kitty O’Shea’s in Little Malop, based on the newspapered windows guarding stickybeaks from seeing the inside — that and some photos of old fittings in skips that closely resemble the dark timber panelling of the former interior.
Watch this space …
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AND VALE Cats great Ron Hovey who departed this world this week at age 82 after 64 years service with the club. For all his sterling on and off-field performances, his gentle humour was always a winner as the video of Ron posted by the club this week clearly shows.
Talking about the premiership champ Hooker Renfrey being exhorted by coach Reg Hickey to get out on the field against Melbourne.
“I want you to get ferocious,“ he said.
“What number’s he, Reg?“
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LOCAL bloke named Rob takes his family to Robe to get away from it all.
A stroll through the streets of the picturesque township reveals that you will always bump into somebody who knows you.
There’s Bill from Corio having a walk after paying his bill at the local eatery.